After ONE of the diamonds once used to purchase the Mayor a few weeks back had been transferred from the cold, underground exposition room of the library to a cherished pedestal in the museum, the second diamond of the library was swindled by a third party. In retaliation, Salt has heisted the Grand Spawntown Museum, stealing the precious artifact.
It's since been brought back to the dingy basement, which recently seemed to have some flooding problems, as the museum aquired the True Original Diamond with the certification to prove it!

HUGE thanks to Nero, who's valiantly taken up the task of slabbing ALL the spawntown sidewalks that needed to be raised! And so fast!!
Special thanks to BlazingOcean for the generous Beacon Donation!

As each island develop it's own ways, there are some tips and tricks that can make your life easier! Lucy has created a Skyblock Academy where you can learn all the ins and outs of how to best manage your own skyblock! Find it at the big protal on the way to the islands, can't miss it!

A sprawling city has developped under Lucy's mind-boggling floating maze of a base. A beautiful park, town hall and greenhouse was built by Alluka, to accompany her gorgeous tower. BischSempai also joins the fray, building a beautiful manor of pink!

The end of the season is encroaching ever closer; so we urge you to finish up your shops!
The SMP team is also on the lookout for theme and mod ideas for next season, so let us know your wishes!

We would like to bring to your attention to a few tidbits!
First, the Official Braincell Citizenship Registration forms are still available in the Train Hall! Fill one out to recieve your card in DC!
Second, a new QUEST section has been added to the Train Hall! If you accomplish any, get in touch with knifex for a reward!
Thanks to Dave, a bit more of Spawntown has been laid out! With the Southern section of the city now complete, E lots are now on sale!
Finally, shoutout to kx news proofreader Squid; if you find any mistakes, yell at him not me! :3 !

Come by the newly outfited Alluka Park, populated with a bunch of NPCs! You can even try my favorite game of "get hit by the train" by standing on the picnic blanket when the choo choo chimes!
There is also a brand new Tree Shop opening soon, by spaceman_squid!

This fun new activity has been storming up! With Lucy at the head of the game with her proficiency in sky bases, other participants include hvsc and Muki whom I've had the priviledge to visit! So interesting to see how different bases develop!

With just over a month remaining to the season, we encourage you to try to think about which projects you'd like to wrap up.
That said, we'd like to hire some people to populate some vacant lots with empty shells to bring everything together. Contact kx for details.
Lastly, the museum is looking for artifacts to display; if you have some interesting loot or an item you think holds significance, contact kx to donate for a reward!

We're pleased to announce that the May Madness Derby has been a resounding success! A weekend of fun and mayhem, where with a short appearance from dejojo himself!
Congratulation to the Grand Prix Winner, DaveMane42!

Development is still going strong in Spawntown, with new shops and facilities opening left and right.
And thanks to Lucy's generosity, all Z lots have been prepaid! So anyone interested in acquiring one of those can now do so free of charge! Contact kx for officialization

The SlinKi Museum officially opens it's doors! While not all expositions have been set up yet, come visit for a look at some interesting loot on display, including every armor trims, with its copy-your own station! (diamonds not included)

Have you visited the library lately? Books of all sorts are available to peruse there; and if there's one you really like, you can make a copy upstairs!

As you've probably seen on discord, theres a new team that's officially in place to help you out on the Server! Lost, Lucy, Slingki and myself are really thrilled to be there to help the server run smoothly

As usual, Spawntown keeps growing!! New locations includes Creator Tool's, the Bargain Tent, and the great Spawtown Library!
Donate 10 (unique) books to gain a free library card; or just pay the 2 diamond fee for one :)

The railworks just keep expanding! ST's winding upward track has received a great tunnel from Dark_hero, A line to Lucy's finally been completed thanks to Dark and Dave, And a new No Parking Poster is now available for free at the Train Hall!

We're saddened to report devastating news ab Lucy's titanesque armor trim project; it's display ends up causing massive TPS damage. The lag inconsistent, we'll have to figure out some other way than having it in the middle of her base.

Come on down to the Plaza, where we're setting up the MMD right as this issue is getting published! Spawntown may look a little different for the weekend, on account of the event! But dont worry, it'll be back to normal once it's over.

First of all, we want to thank everyone who's come by and locked in their votes! We've had a total of 19 valid ballots, which is an amazing turnout!
The final results clock in at 15 votes for knifex, 3 votes for Lucy, and one vote for knifex's cat (Patapouf)
As such, knifex is elected with definite majority!

I just wanted to take a moment to thank you greatly for electing me as Spawtown mayor! Im thrilled at the opportunity; but I couldnt have done it without my precious ministers! I would like to shoutout your new Spawntown Deputy Lucy, and Spawntown Officer Death!

Along with out Deputy and Officer, we have some great Ministers!
Spaceman_Squid: Forestry
KingOfDranovis: Trainsportation
Alluka: Helpin Out
Davemane: Industry
Lucy: Demolition
Death: Architecture
Sling: Treasury

Lucy's maddening armor stand display is trucking along! With 25200 diamonds converted into over 3000 trims, it's just the beginning!

Braincell Points are still on the rise, having surpassed the cap of 200! Sling is hard at work trying to obtain the unfathomable 5x nether star block.

Hail ye hail ye! A great new project is on the horixzon! A thrilling island of themed activities and joyrides filled by citizens like you! Contact LetDeathCome or knifex for more informaiton

Look forward to the May Madness Derby! It will be taking place on the weekend of May 24th to May 26th.
Come show off your sick rides and race against other citizens in the streets of Spawntown!

It was Monday evening, tranquil as ever. When suddenly. A crash. The server, kaput. Not only dead, but unable to come back online. Diseased chunks, preventing resuscitation. Fear struck our heart.
Murmurs of a rollback. Eleven hours, lost to the void. No, this could not do. Pruning the infected chunks? Over half of Spawntown's government structures, wiped back to genesis. There had to be another way.

Caused by some strange schematic cannon deregulation, attempting to place a block in an unloaded chunk, this vile affliction caused much worry. As the world held it's breath, Dejojo performed emergency surgery, an attempt to minimize damage.
We ended on the best of both world; rolling back only the affected chunks; the only casualties, Death's inventory. Which unfortunately, included half of the city's lot sale profits.

Spawntown is as busy as ever! Shops are slowly growing around town, and in the works is an index of all the shops to be available onn the Town Page! There still are plenty of lots available of all types available to purchase, feel free check it out!

Feeling lucky? A brand new casino as popped up in SpawnTown, offering not one but three minigames for you to gamble on! Get your diamonds ready and go for a spin at Mukimonzy's Casino! Hop down the dumpster behind the Grab n' Go for a dizzying experience!

Looking for a shop space, but dont want to build a structure? Mukimonzy is renting out the second floor of one of his buildings to anyone interested!
We want to give our best wishes of recovery to Wither, who had surgery earlier this week! You made it king!

As of the release of this issue, you may now vote to elect the future Mayor of Spawntown! We encourage you to get informed and scout your options before heading to train hall and deposit your vote!

After last friday's tremendously successful lot sales, shops have started popping up left and right! On top of that, many public facilities have been set in place; On top of community ressources and starter housing, our minister of industry Davemane42 has built a Create Workshop for anyone to use!

All aboaaaaaaard! The Spawntown train station has finally been built! A train depo to store your train while you visit the town is in the works; in the meanwhile, make sure your main line trains are built on the standard track size, and contact KingOfDranovis our Minister of Trainsportation to get your base hooked up to the overworld railine!

Speaking of trains, another network is coming to town! With a stand just recently established at Spawntown, Fordalels is distributing FREE noodles for anyone hungry! Available right on Main Street, contact her to get a noodle shop if your very own town, along it's own little rail line!

Thanks to Davemane42 for freshening up the nether side of the Spawn Portal! And for Lucy-proofing it ;P

For once, Slingki isint looking for any rarities! Good thing, as he always seems to find them mere moments after the publication....

As quickly mentioned last publication, elections for Spawntown Mayor will be held soon! This week will be dedicated to campaigning, whikle elections will run from may 10 to 16. We're looking forward to it!

In most exciting news, aound this weekend a brand new Library will be propping up in downtown New Rock City ! Have any written book you'd like to preserve? Contact wwillohh! You can be assured your faithful kxnews will be there, with it's very own little stand!

Through the nether! Thanks to our Minister of Demolition Lucy, roof of the nether has literally been blown away over spawn! [may 1st edit: Thank you to the Davemane42 who answered the call and made the nether side all pretty!]

Anguish strikes as Baby Gronk, Wither's sweet darling boy, has gone missing. Last seen in company of Lizzie, sources suspect Baby Gronk might have stolen a vehicle and drove away; without a liscence, no less! If you see him, contact kxnews or the Perduta Family.

After raiding 26 ancient cities, SlingKi, nearly consumed by the skulk, has managed to find his most coveted Silence Trim! With his collection now complete, all trims are now available to duplicate at one of his Spawntown lots thanks to his generosity!

Spawntown has finally reached the stage of development where a variety of lots are now available to purchase! Visit the website and/or contact the city founders (knifex & letdeathcome) for more information!

After an excruciating three weeks, Wither has finally finished his massive terraforming endeavor; raising from the ground an impressive, massive mountain! Just West of New Rock City, it's worth the detour!

Hail ye hail ye! On May 10th, Spawntown will hold elections! Campains start May 3rd.

eleseeker has been hard at work cooking up a sweet bakery! We're looking forward to some delicious cakes in the future.

AGHAST! Travelers voyaging to the End are set to encounter a rather bleak destination: the glorious island of endstone uppon which rests the Dragonhenge is no more! A sign left behind seems to indicate the Perduta family is behind this development, having, apparently, devoured it?! Fucked up.

Braincells are on the rise! Right before publication, Arkraven mmanaged to claim the 100th point. Congrats!

Things have been stirring around spawn! Letdeathcome has gernerously invested his time and expertise bulldozing the city's zoning, and terraforming the surrounding area to blend it together. Davemane mukimunzi, Hobtaku, 3ds_parakeet and myself have lent a hand in the cleanup of this titanesque construction site; next up, infrastructure!

After a week of hubbub things seems to be somewhat settling down, crews formed, bases established.
If you are ready to register as Official Braincell Citizen, please make your way to the temporary kx news stand, located near the spawn nether portal!

Concern is on the rise for Lucy_hehe, who, as many of you must've noticed, cannot seem to stay alive for more than a handful of minutes. With 275 death racked up at the time of publication, we can't help to ponder; cant a girl get herself some feather falling?

A bright new dawn rises.... but not for long! In the first 24 hours of the Smog and Cogs season of the Braincell SMP, industralisation has already made its way... Spawntown has not yet be formed, but just give us a week or two :)

Only about 2 hours in, (which is slow, to them) the Perduta family have breached the end and sucessfully slain the dragon; Turners stealing the kill from Lost for the 2nd season in a row!
Present members were: Lost, Solar, Turners, Fazcat and iTzRenigad

We neurons are on the grind! At time of publication, 5 points had already been accumulated; tough due to some unforseen turn of event, we got an extra point. The very first submission was by Turners and Ducky_boy with a cobblestone 5x

All around the server, cliques are forming, neighbors are getting acquainted; in a weeks time, once everyone's settled in, a server census will be attempted. More information by apr.19

As you must be aware, parties are banned now! Please disband your ftb teams, and instead use the Ally feature
Furthermore, our overseers are aware of the ping issues, and the proper authorities have been contacted.

kx news is written, produced, edited and distributed by knifex (skelenby)

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